To the Most Eminent Secretary Kugelpuss:
Well, that escalated quickly.
You misunderstand my gentle council as veiled threats, which if ever there were any doubt that you were new to office politics, that doubt is now removed. I am an underling just like you, Kugelpuss! I mean only to help, devil to devil. And really, invoking the name of Gakjab as if I had slighted him was really unnecessary. Gakjab was there with Screwtape when the present policy was designed and implemented. They worked together in dark concert, and were rewarded together with appointments to our Master’s cabinet.
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