The first thing we need to do is make it illegal to have guns in churches in Kansas.

Then we need to make it into a crime to single out abortionists for murder.  We should tack it onto the Hate Crimes legislation coming down the pike.  There is nothing worse than hate inspired murder.

After that, I think we should take the National Organization of Women’s statement today and run with it.   They said:  “Bringing the killers to justice is not enough – the Justice Department and the Department of Homeland Security must root out and prosecute as domestic terrorists and violent racketeers the criminal enterprise that has organized and funded criminal acts for decades.”

Yes, let’s root them out.  The Department Of Homeland Security clearly had the right idea when it labeled pro-lifers as right wing extremists.  This extensive pattern of singling out abortionists must be dealt with quickly and firmly.  To that end, I propose that we confiscate all firearms belonging to anyone who is pro-life.  We can then melt down the guns and form yellow crosses that pro-lifers must afix to their clothing and garments so as to alert everyone to the danger that lurks everywhere.

To facilitate this, every GPS marked home in America should be additionally labeled so that people know when a pro-lifer lives nearby.  We already do this with sex offenders and the epidimec of abortionist-murdering clearly rises to the same level.  We must be prepared to do what is necessary for the good of society.

Finally, any left over scrap from melting down the guns of pro-lifers should be used to create devices that can be implanted beneath their skin for easy tracking.  No longer can we risk allowing right wing extremists un-monitored movement in our society.

If pro-lifers are as ‘law abiding’ as they say they will without hesitation turn in their weapons, wear the yellow cross, and report for implantation.  *smirk*  Law abiding *smirk*

After the oppressed people of Gitmo are released, that would make a natural place to put any pro-lifers who can’t see fit to do what is necessary for the good of society.

As always, middle eastern men with box cutters and bulky coats that could be concealing anything and long knives for beheading their wives stalking Danish cartoonists should be left alone barring anything suspicious enough about them that could rise to the level of  ‘probable cause.’  Racial profiling and gross generalizations based on race and religion is inappropriate for a tolerant society like our own.

These are my humble opinions on what to do with the tragic spate of murders of abortionists in this country.

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From a speech by Adolf Hitler, 1935.  National-Socialist Party Conference:

The Party never had the intention, and it has not the intention now, of engaging in any kind of hostilities against Christianity in Germany.  Our aim has been quite the opposite.  We have sought to unite the various regional Prostestant churches, whose conditions of existence were impossible, and create one great Evangelical Church throughout the Reich, without interfering in the slightest with questions of religious belief or practice.

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But under no condition whatsoever will the National Socialist State permit religious denominations to engage in political activities, whether these activities be a continuance of the old tradition or something started afresh.  And here I should like to issue a definite warning against the entertaining of any illusions whatsoever in regard to the fixed determination of the Movement and the State.  We have already fought the clerical politicans and forced them to leave Parliament.  It was a long struggle during which we held no public power whatsoever, whereas the others held all the power in their hands.