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    While studying to be a pastor in college I abandoned my faith. In fact, I abandoned everything I thought I believed and rebuilt.

    To my own surprise at the time, I found that Christianity was much stronger than I had thought. As I rebuilt my belief system, I realized that there needed to be people out there responding to the questions people have. I had them myself. So, while not continuing on to be a pastor, I have focused on educating people about what Christianity is all about and responding to the various charges and accusations made against it.

    There are some obvious challenges to being successful in that capacity, but a big part of it consists not in arguing with atheists and skeptics, but rather in providing Christians with accurate information in the first place to prevent them from leaving the faith in the first place.

    Questioning is a very normal and natural part of growing up, and I am convinced that it is not wrong to ask questions of God at any age. God doesn't strike people down. On the other hand, if people are going to reject Christianity, it is my aim to at least make sure they reject the real Christianity and not a false view of it. Also, much heartache can be avoided by educating Christians properly to begin with. My experience has helped me... but it was unnecessary.

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Adam and Eve and the Tree of Knowledge and PZ Myers

Posted by Anthony on July 10, 2009

Here is a short story I wrote inspired by the comments in this thread on PZ Myer’s blog.  Enjoy!

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Adam and Eve and the Tree of Knowledge of Knowledge

“I got here as fast as I could!” gasped the old man.  He put one hand on the hood of the squad car and bent over as he tried to catch his breath.

The annoyed chief stared at the man waiting for him to explain who he was because the chief didn’t recognize him at all.  At last, the balding and sweating gentlemen stood erect and stared back at the chief expecting some word of thanks or gratitude from him.  But the chief was silent.

“Well, don’t you want my help?” the old man snapped.

“I don’t know who you are,” the chief grumped back.

“Don’t you know who you’ve got up there?” the old man gestured in the direction of the top of a seven story building that was the object of all the attention.

The chief shrugged, irritated, “Two people threatening to jump?”

The old man scowled.

“This is what I’ve been trying to tell you, chief,” said a police officer standing nearby.

“What?  Just tell me already!” the chief cried out, slapping his hand on the hood of the car.

“That’s Adam and Eve,” the old man snarled, “and I’m Dr. Stein Franken.”

“Good grief,” the chief exhaled.  “Give me those binoculars!”  Officer Todd handed them over and the chief gave a closer look to the man and the woman standing on the edge of the building.  “Good grief,” the chief said again, adding some profanity under his breath.

Dr. Franken put his hands on his hips and assumed a posture that had proven itself effective over the years.  “Now, tell me what’s going on?  How did those two get up there?”

“Well,” the chief began, “as near as I can tell, it began about an hour ago at the local book store.  These two had gone in and got themselves caught switching books in the mythology and science sections-”

“That’s not a crime,” Dr. Franken snapped.  “I myself take books out of the science section and put them in the mythology section where they belong.  I do that all of the time.”

“No, they were doing it the other way around,” said Officer Todd.

Dr. Franken gasped in shock, “Why, that’s a felony.”

“Exactly,” said the chief.

There was irony here but Dr. Franken didn’t realize it.  Read the rest of the entry… »

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